i’m not racist i love chinese food
I do this several times a day
[touches own boob] nice
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
Sing it Dolly
asking me to put my phone away is like asking me to stop breathing
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
HOW DO BIRDS BREATHE IN THE EGG