thearcflash:

caseyanthonyofficial:

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

human:

rights

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them 

and its like

no wait 

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage