90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw
if you like water you already like 60% of me
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*
when your mom tells you to do the dishes
the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
do u ever start being friends with someone
and then u get to know them
and its like
i dont actually like you
can we stop this friendship thing we have going on
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
driving past your old elementary school like