katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

deathbeforedigital:

Sing it Dolly

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

lamelohan:

asking me to put my phone away is like asking me to stop breathing

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

australiansanta:

HOW DO BIRDS BREATHE IN THE EGG